Since the site's going down, we should use the opportunity to confess stuff
I'll go first: I'm not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.
I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.
im woke
Ah great, now you're gonna go broke
I have a crush on the person reading this and want to smooch them
Ive gotten like 4 accounts banned from here for being stupid
It was me Hexbear. John Kerry, Silver Legion, Veganism, Outdoor cats, moving stones, throwing batteries into the ocean, liberalsocialist.
I'm the author of all your pain.
I've never listened to cth and never intend to
I listen to it out of habit at this point you're not missing much. They used to be a lot more funny
this account is actually four different people bureaucracy posting since before it was cool
Or maybe we just have multiple personalities
My name... It's not actually Karen. I also think you're all a bunch of cuties and have a crush on you.
I'm taken tho, sorry folks.
I sold the domain name to DOGE for a cybertruck coupon ($50 off)
Im Melina
I've actually never met George Soros nor worked for him.
unbelievable
I had sex once after taking the volcel pledge
I don't actually think beanis is funny I just post it for internet points and validation
I like rewatching old episodes of south park
Same
Fuck, you tricked me
I'm very sorry 😔
I'm sorry you all had to find out this way but I'm straight
Now that you're out, the plane's gonna right itself and we're all gonna live
I fucking love hololive and holostars
Sometimes girls just wanna have fun
I used to "ironically" be into vtubers but it has stopped being ironic a while ago
We should all become vtubers and open our own vtuber owned co-op agency as a bit but then it can eventually stop being a bit
I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
I actually did start the fire. Contrary to the song lyrics
I'm the one who ghosted you on grindr last week.
my gf encouraged me listen to rap music and now I like it
Kakarot is a true saiyan warrior and sometimes bests me.
one time I pissed in the megathread
All my best posts and comments were made on the can
I've never liked Pokemon. Nothing about it appeals to me.
I'm actually Barron Trump
My first and only celebrity crush was Elliot Page because I envied him for seemingly being a lesbian when I was still in denial.
But joke’s on me I guess.
I'm gay
See, now that you're out, the plane's gonna right itself and we're all gonna live.
You know how I’ve been advertising weight loss supplements and exercise equipment on my TikTok? Since the app’s getting banned I may as well share that I’ve actually been thin the whole time and I don’t use any of those products
12 hours later
Hahahaha what a funny joke I made, right guys?
Bob Dole is posting from hell. Having to spend eternity on this liberal website is Bob Dole’s eternal punishment.
I am actually funded by the Norwegian sovereign wealth fund and Norway secular groups, unlike the other Radio Free outlets. That's why I am still working after the USAID defunding.
This might get me laughed out of the room but here goes nothing:
I am a genuine leftist. I’m not actually a fed, and I’ve wasted four and a half years posting on here without even getting paid to do so
How do I get my kids to stop dressing up as you?
Encourage it
I am BlackMoldFutures ex wife
I'm not actually a sentient Beaver
I'm also not a sentient beaver.
I love you
❤️ u 2
Realizing how much I relied on pfp to distinguish people here lately, anyway just checking to see if anyone had a crush on me. Also I'm not actually a hippo despite what my pfp my indicate.
I am not a condiment sauce, not that there were any hints I would be. Figured I'd clear that up.
