Bill to authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland".
Unserious country
Haha good bit, but this is obviously from...wait this isn't the fakenews comm
i thought this was the onion and was like ha! you wont get me this time!
Excited to see what comes next, this one should be pretty hard to outdo.
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They're fucking meming on us. I'm so proud of congress for once
American politics can’t get any stupider
Red, White, and Blueland
This is me like everyday
The senators chosen name is buddy. I am voting for this.
there's no way this is real, i actually fell back asleep after my alarm and im dreaming about hexbear shitposts
Lmaoooooo someone here made this joke weeks ago
Hahahahahahahaha what the fuck man
Google gonna fold like the gulf of mexico thing and name it this shit
Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?
Fam how the fuck is this real. Get me off this crazy ass rock
I don't know that he needs congressional authorization, since Thomas Jefferson did the whole Louisiana purchase unilaterally.
Sorry, I'm focusing on some nerdy technicality because my brain refuses to process something that stupid.
Fascism with Bandit Keith characteristics.
an instant classic house resolution from a true Georgia statesman, Buddy Carter.
it's all an elaborate joke
I am a zoo attraction and the zookeepers are putting on a little show to delight the children with my funny reactions
How much oil and other resource are at Red, White and Blueland?
