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Scene from Scottsdale Airport after plane crash in Arizona

apnews.com Scene from Scottsdale Airport after plane crash in Arizona

One person was killed and others were injured when a private jet owned by Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil collided with another jet Monday afternoon at the Scottsdale Airport in Arizona, authorities said.

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More planes crash after Trump decimates FAA.
- Simple sentences, fewer syllables, blame drumpi. Planes crash, people die after drumpi decimates FAA.

Have they found any LGTBQ+ folks to blame yet?
- The planes got too gay with each other

Damn, Vince. I'd be pissed off about Dude Looks Like a Lady being written about me too, but it's time to let it go and stop taking your anger out on innocent people.
- Seems he wasn't on the plane, but his girlfriend was:
  The 64-year-old was not on his aircraft when the incident occurred, but his girlfriend, Rain Andreani, 43, and her friend were onboard and rushed to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
  The pilot was killed in the collision after "the plane veered from the runway causing it to collide with another parked plane," a statement read.
  
  That just proves my point. "Oh they want to know who looks like a lady? I'll show them who looks like a lady and it won't be Vince."
  
  Man, I hate when planes suddenly and randomly decide to swerve of their own accord.
  Shame on this airport for not employing proper airplane trainers.
- Fun fact, the song was originally Cruisin’ for a Lady, but after mistaking Vince for a lady, the final lyric was created.

Don’t forget your Motley Crue t-shirt all the proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
- I can’t even remember the last time I saw a Dead Milk Men reference!
  
  I was listening to “Instant Club Hit” when I commented

What the fuck is going on at airports these days?

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