ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online

Hey, ICE, I'm posting negative things about you online. Glad we cleared that up.

No prob ICE, fuck you.

Remember that constitution they loved so much?
Fuck ICE

I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.
All my homies shit on ICE, too.

Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……
- #landofthefree!

Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn't the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying "fuck ICE" on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.

FUCK ICE

what do we hate ICE? Aside from this post. Source: non-american
- They're gestapo
- I think they're overstepping by wanting to know if people are posting bad things about the agency online, since no one wants to be spied on I can see how this would anger a lot of people

Cool story. I don't care if they know I fucking hate them.

Fuck ICE
All my homies are c/HydroHomies

Fuck ICE. pieces of shit

I've hated ICE before it was cool. Bastards

I'm an illegal immigrant living in the US and ICE will never find me 🙂

Fuck ICE!

ICE is America's brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).

ICE is jerks.
(Posted from the DHS wifi)

Obligatory fuck ICE, hope they flag me.

Fuck ICE

If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I've ever shit in life, they'd still have more purpose and respect than they do now.
i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.
- I’ll shit on your shit and they can eat my shit too.

The average ICE agent would be very upset by all of these comments if they could read.

Yes I am.

Fuck ICE

Only pedos work at ICE.

Yes, I am. Any other questions?

ICE is a buch of racist maggots.

Hey ICE, go sit on a fire hydrant and make it disappear.

I am 😁 fuck ICE

ICE is the modern day Gestapo.
Not sure if that's a negative thing in their eyes though.
- Maybe 30% of ICE personnel would understand that being the gestapo represents a “branding problem,” maybe 1% are ethical enough to feel bad about it but not enough to quit.
  
  If it walks, talks, and violates human rights like a duck, I'm calling it a fucking duck.

ICE thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican cuisine.

Fuck yeah I am. ICE is a terrorist organization. Fuck ICE.

So ICE is scraping the narcissist playgrounds to hunt migrants now. Par for the course in the surveillance state’s evolution — law enforcement cosplaying as keyboard warriors while violating what little remains of digital privacy.
The real kicker? Tech giants rolling out the red carpet for this dystopian collaboration. Data extraction as border enforcement. We’ve normalized corporate complicity in human suffering through layers of API access and sanitized policy jargon.
Watching governments weaponize platforms designed for vanity and outrage should surprise nobody. The algorithm feeds on fear either way — whether it’s manufactured viral rage or biometric tracking masquerading as national security. This isn’t about immigration. It’s about perfecting the digital panopticon where every like and follow becomes potential evidence.

Everybody--EVERYBODY--needs to post negative shit about ice.
Fuck ice.

Fuck ICE

Fuck ICE

ICE agents have woke DEI sex with parrots.

ICE can suck dicks in hell! 🥰🫰

I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me
- For anyone who is undocumented (and people who are documented!), it's important to know your rights regarding ICE:
  Don’t open the door for ICE. They aren’t allowed into your house or workplace without a warrant signed by a judge.
  Ask them to leave.
  Stay silent. Do not talk to them without a lawyer.
  If you ask you your immigration status, your citizenship status, etc, don’t tell them anything. Don’t even speak to them.
  Even if you’re a citizen, still don’t tell them anything. ICE destroys communities, and every second of their time you waste is one less second they will spend destroying people’s lives.
  If you are detained, ask to talk to your lawyer. Note that ICE doesn’t provide lawyers so make sure you get one in preparation.
  Do not sign anything or give them any documents whatsoever without a lawyer in that room.
- I wouldn't count on that if I where you. They're cracking down harder than ever, and they're getting even more citizens by mistake during their raids than usual.
  
  I'm guessing they said this to make ICE waste resources going after them. Of course, Trump wants to be able to deport citizens, too.

I want them to know. tell them it was me 🖕

I am, there saved them the trouble.
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
- Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:
  Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
  When push comes to shove, they won't give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can't do that. Just ask anyone who's been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.
  
  Yeah, that part pisses me off to no end. If they lock up even one Citizen in gitmo....
  
  Then when push comes to shove, I will not consider their safety.
- Cute that you think they give a damn about the constitution
- They put you somewhere that you have no communication with the outside world. Now what?
  
  The eyes and the groin should be the first targets according to Bruce Lee

Snowflakes
- The victim culture is very strong with law enforcement lol

ICE can suck my balls while I fuck it’s mother in the asshole.
- That seems overly complicated and counterproductive. How can ICE watch you fuck its mother if it’s sucking your balls? They should do that after you fuck its mother.

Fuck ICE. All my homies hate ICE.
Scanning this thread though, I was kinda hoping there would be one single "Fuck ICE" comment amongst the rest, that was randomly downvoted to oblivion for no apparent reason.
- Scanning this thread though, I was kinda hoping there would be one single "Fuck ICE" comment amongst the rest, that was randomly downvoted to oblivion for no apparent reason.
  Why???
  
  Probably a reference to Reddit's “fourth comment” thing.
- Fuck ICE
  (Downvote me for this guy)
  
  The hero we needed o7

Has poor little ICE got their feelies hurt?
- Pedons don't show enough respect for these unsung heroes

Fuck Ice and fuck who ever helps them.

ICE once bit my sister.
- ICE bites kan be vary nasti.

ICE can gargle my balls
- That’s refreshing

Fire melts ICE so there’s a viable solution to dealing with ICE. Also, ICE gargles with ass vomit.

Fuck ICE.
- Yes, fuck ICE, fuck nasified ICE. See, this as a positive stance to have towards ice. This is not : "Posting Negative Things About" ... "Fucking ICE".

ITT: Yes.

Any time spent on little old me is time they can't spend in the field

Yeah, EVs are the way to go. Fuck ICE and all the pollution they make.

But what if you don't like water that's frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there's been a big misunderstanding?

I just saw few dozen identical comments with a bunch of upvotes, so the idea of people randomly dogpiling one single comment for no apparent reason struck me as funny!
I seem to recall a subreddit like that... chains of identical one word posts, 20 comments deep, all with a hundred upvotes... and one poor dude with like -1000.

ICE is the reason the 2nd ammendment exists. The only good cop is a dead cop

https://www.ncja.org/crimeandjusticenews/ice-to-review-social-media-users-for-negative-activity-threats
This has a version of the article without the "non paywall" landing page/wall.