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Morph9 @lemmy.zip

18h ago

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Who runs Bartertown?

Where do you get one of these?
What are they called?
A rather unsightly mode of transport, but I have to admit it is economical.
- Pony play, you can get the equipment in fetish stores.
  
  Does the equipment come with the creature or do you have to buy it separately?

Weird. I saw this and I have life figured out now.

I can guarantee both of them are happier than any of us will be.

Getting some Saints Row 3 vibes from this. Good times.

Hey. Don't eek somebody's yum
- What if they yummin my yuck?
  
  Just close your eyes and try to enjoy it

MasterBlaster!!!
- Who run barter town?

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

it's called pony play if you need to look something up for some reason
- No thanks, I've got enough weird kinks already
  
  Generally I find people tend to pick a single animal so if it's not horse/pony, try cat, dog, cow and pig with are the other common fetish animals
  
  Don't you want to collect em all

🎶 I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain 🎶

is that The Horse from Horsin' Around?
- That's too much, man!
- It should be a pantomime horse.

Just when I thought, I have seen it all

Yeah, she absolutely has life figured out.
- Where do I get my own transport like this? I don't wanna walk.

All I can think is... You're already 90% nude, so why bother with shoes on a beach? 🤔
- Same reason they are rocking a saddle. Try running on a beach. That shit can absolutely shred your feet.
- Depending on where and when this picture was taken, it could be because the sand gets too hot otherwise.
  I once got a burn on the bottom of my foot after one of my sandals broke on a south Florida beach. It was summer, and I was at least a half mile from where I entered the beach. I stuck to the shore for as long as I could, but eventually I had to walk back across these tiny, burning shards of dry sand with one bare foot. I do not recommend.

She gonna take her horse to the old time road, she gonna riiiiiiiiiide 'till she can no more.
- Non native English speaker. When I was a kid I thought he said hotel room not old town road for a while. And I didn't even think it was meant sexualy but just some weird lyrics I didn't get.

That’ll be either a great workout or a quick way to fuck up your back. Also get arrested maybe? Good times!

Wasn't this at burning man?

I want this but I’m hitched to a plow or something

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