It was Steve
It was Steve
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"better start tidying"
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We're insured, right?
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This osha violation
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And your managers name - Steve.
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What happened here?
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I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.
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Nobody was hurt.
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Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
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...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
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There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
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Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
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4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
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Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
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They're getting away!
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- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
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Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin' swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
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Mr Boombastic
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All right
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"humans make mistakes"
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it
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Aren't those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn't happen or when it does, it's not as bad.
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Zigged. Should've zagged.
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"I told you."
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Told ya so
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it wasn't me
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Ah, the Shaggy defense
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"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
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We got insurance?
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Sue the engineer.
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K I quit
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Saved the eggs.
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I wasn't here
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Good luck Jim
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Oops, my bad
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It was loud
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Time to drink
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Not my problem
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Ruh roh raggy
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@Stamets it tanked, boss!
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How about "is everyone ok"?
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See you tomorrow
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Did you see the mess that overnight left?
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oops ididit again
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Shelves buckled.
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Nope that’s a forklift accident
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You still have a free word!
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Overloaded.
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I'm outta here
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Bitch, what mess?
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Shit. Is. fuuucked.
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Want a blowie?
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Fucken' hell, man!
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Not my problem
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Some shit broke
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"resume generating event"
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Brian did it
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Are you forkin' kidding me?
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I don’t know
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Are these trash?
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shit got fucked
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Was anyone hurt? Those pallets can weight easily a few thousand pounds.
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It’s my first day
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It's my first*
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