spidey senses

No spiders in space yet!

I mean, just a short time ago, there were no humans in space. Maybe the spiders have their own space travel now.
- I’m certain the dolphins and mice do, we’re just not quite there yet.

I think I know a really funny prank we can pull with the next supplies shipment to the space station lol.
- Four spiders, numbered 1, 2, 3, and 5. Large enough to be legible of course.
  
  I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with having spiders large enough to write on. I know they exist but now that I've thought about it I don't like it.
  
  Edible you say?
- ive never played dead space past the tutorial but im guessing thats how dead space happened
  
  I beat that game years ago and I honestly don't remember the story at all. I am now choosing to believe it was a prank that went super super wrong haha.

Couldn’t a spider hitch a ride on something brought into the rocket?
- Maybe, but I have to admit that I've never seen a spider hitchhiking on the side of a road.
  
  Really shows in what kind of society we live when a lone spider doesn't feel save to hitchhike with strangers

Did anybody see what happened to the spider experiments box over near the airlock? I could have sworn that was where I left it.
- They went down to the planet and enslaved the ants that live there.
  
  Portia approves of this message.
  
  I understood that reference.

"There's literally everything in space, Morty!"

I must be weird cause spiders are bros. I always help em out and move em elsewhere whilst telling em to keep on killing the enemy bugs.
Spiders are awesome especially the jumping varietals.
- Spiders are usually Bros, but sometimes they're assholes.
  Had one in the bathroom, whilst I was showering. What did he do with all the hot steamy air? Why, crawl towards it of course. Never mind the frequent misteps that threatened to drop him on the floor because, oh I dont know, the ceiling is wet - no - crawling precariously to the danger is the most reasonable response...
  Later that day, I'm just chilling on the toilet with my phone, and he wants to drop by to say hello. How does he do it? Hang down slowly and land in front of me? Lower himself onto the toilet cistern so as not to disturb me?
  Hell no! Fucker decides to lower himself next to my ear and tickle it, so that I immediately respond with a hand slap that sends him into pieces.
  I miss him in a weird way, but he was a real asshole.
- I'm from Australia.
  Some spiders are absolutely bros.
  Others seem to exist only to fuck you up.
  Once you know the difference you're fine, but I don't blanket assume that every spider I find is a friend.
  
  Your continent is the perpetual exception to the rule. Least in north America there aren’t a ton of spiders that pose a huge threat past this 8 legged trauma people have. Most of our spiders are lil jumpy boys. And web ones but they are pretty obvious. The ones I’m not overly keen on are the daddy long legs. Legs for days but they just seem like sea spiders on land.
- Spiders are always welcome in my garden. They come with free pest control.

That is until you learn that space spiders are invisible

Except when there are: https://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-what-happens-to-spiders-webs-in-space
- Now, a study of orb spiders (Trichonephila clavipes) in space has revealed that these smart arachnids can orientate themselves with light when there is no gravity to tell them which way is 'up'.
  So you're telling me they are already adapted to space, a place where they wouldn't be size-constrained by gravity...
  
  Pretty sure their size-constraint isn't gravity anyways, it's oxygen. Assuming arachnids 'breathe' like insects, anyways
  
  Oh, shit.
- That was a very cool read, thanks!
- Bonus spiders on drugs.

No spiders... yet!
- Life finds a way.

That's what the spiders want you to think

"I have had it with these motherfing ~~snakes~~ spiders on this motherfing ~~plane~~ spacestation!"

No spiders yet.

In space no one knows when you actually are a spider.

Giant alien spiders are no joke!
- Wouldn’t a giant slider be just a burger?
  
  Damn typo
- Gotta use that Anti-bio Beam
- You have lost [crewmember]
  
  Not even the computer remembers his name.
- Project Hail Mary and the Firefall duology immediately come to mind. At least one of those kinda was a joke ;)
- It'll be a giant spider invasion of savings at Menards!

But thed did have an escape in 2008, I think they stole a tool bag (one went missing, so it must have been the spiders) Escaped spiders

Don't worry not a spider in "space" just a green screen glitch.

i would think of a fly or gnat, or cockroach way before spider. and if i thought "spider!" i would be cool because spiders are chill.

Portia didn’t like that

Imagine infestation with 🛏️bugs.

but what if they're were, adam sandler would like a word
- Friendly, loving spiders. Kindly.

I think maybe a spider wrote this.
- I am a normal human typing with my human hands
  
  all your hands?

I for one welcome our new lint overlords.

Wait did she pay that while in space? Like do b they have just their phones with them?
- I think they might have satellite internet
- Yes they do. I follow an astronaut on X who’s got tons of photography equipment on the ISS and regularly posts shots of various cities at night and weather formations as seen from space. It’s pretty cool.
  https://x.com/astro_pettit
- They have computers and internet
- It would suck if you remembered to bring your phone but forgot the charger.
- They do indeed have communications with earth.

That’s what she thinks.

Somebody need to put spiders in space already...

Unless...

Spaceman (2024)

Spiders in spacesuits