6d ago

I thought she was joking but she isn't. Stares in CPS.

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I mean, technically if you are letting children die you would end up with stronger children, but why think about what you're insinuating

That's like a girl I knew arguing about how effective her homeopathic medicine was.
"Because of those med, my flu only lasted a week!"
A flu is only supposed to last 5-7 days ffs.
- If homeopathic medicine worked, it would just be called medicine.
  
  In the same vein:
  "You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.” Tim Minchin
- Healthy and vaccinated people might see less than 3 days of very mild symptoms, if they notice at all.
- It also scares away the alligators.
  
  Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.
- You cannot reason someone out of something he or she was not reasoned into.
  — Genghis Khan (For what it matters for who one is likely saying this to)
  
  What do you mean? It was obvious Churchill.

I had chicken pox but my brother got the shot. Now I have the milestone of shingles and he never will yay
- Not necessarily. I got the chickenpox vaccine as a kid and then in early high school, got shingles anyway. Yaaay.
  
  Terrible luck right here.
- I never got chicken pox or the shot because we couldn’t prove if my mom had it or was vaccinated as a kid. They thought maybe I was immune, and as a teenager did some testing. I’m not immune.
  I’m soon to be 36 and absolutely terrified of it. Im too old to be vaccinated against it now so I just have to do everything I can to avoid exposure but it can literally kill me at this age.
  I hate people who don’t vaccinate their kids. I didn’t have a choice because of missing medical records and risk to my mom. But to choose not to do so because of woo woo shit? Fuck you.
  
  As an immunocompromised cancer survivor, I can tell you that unless you’re also immunocompromised, it’s not too late to get vaccinated against chicken pox. After my stem cell transplants, I had to have all my childhood vaccines again; but I can’t get varicella (chicken pox) or MMR as they’re live vaccines and the risk of catching the disease from the vaccine is too great.
  Get as many vaccinations as you can as often as you can.
  
  I got chicken pox in my 30s, before a vaccine was available.
  It's the only time in my life I considered becoming a pavement bollard by taking a dive from my 3rd floor apartment.
  The pain was so bad that I ran a shower without the cold tap on until I passed out...for 2 days. Yes, I got hyperthermia, and was severely dehydrated but it was the only way the pain would stop.
  Anti vaxxers are to be treated with contempt and mocked ceaselessly.
  Note: I think you can get the vaccine at any age. Check with a reputable doctor or your local health authority.
  
  Chicken pox vax was not a thing when I was little. I had to go stay with my grandparents when I got chicken pox cause my mom never had it
  
  Pretty sure you can get vaccinated against chickenpox, check that.
  Here I know there is a shingles shot but only after you're 50 for some reason
  
  You can get vaccinated against chicken pox as an adult.
  
  Same. Literally everyone in my kindergarten class got it except me. I don't think there even was a vaccine back then. At least the kids I spend time around these days have had their shots.
- I got the shot and still got chicken pox later in life. I was the unlucky tiny percentage.
  Get your shots people.
- Same with me! All of my siblings got it. It just wasn't around when I was little.
  
  even without nurgles gift of shingles, chicken box was on of the worst experiences of my life. Mom had to cover all the mirrors, it was soo hot because it was summer, I was constantly told not to scratch or pop them, the only relief was the oatbath that now I associate the smell with happiness/hope and crying cause mom had to take me out. This is crap anti vaccination wants for all children. Wtf character did it give me? It only filled me with more anger and drive to not want anyone suffer like this.

“my kid was delayed reaching standard milestones bUt 😉”
morons
- We can infer that the parent is also... delayed.

The studies:
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Whenever I'm in a old cemetery, I look for the graves that have five children dying within six weeks of each other. They're usually not too hard to find if there are 200 year old headstones.
- It always feels like “can you even imagine the psychological tortureporn and devastation the mourners endured in this spot and for the rest of their lives?”
  Otoh. I have higher expectations for a just universe than this chaotic place provides. Maybe they were sad and then moved on. Especially re children dying 200 years ago.
  
  I'm curious how much training your autocorrect needed to infer "tortureporn" from the word "torture" alone...

Is she implying what I think she's saying? If so dear god someone get that child OUT.
- She's implying that her son has a large penis, right? Am I the only one that thought that after the 😉 and the "I mean EVERY WAY."?
  
  Not just that but also mummy and son were doing the naked tango in bed.

I'm afraid to ask what the other stuff is. The winking smiley doesn't help.

Death from measles is not a milestone.
- Well technically it's a milestone, just the last milestone for a child with gullible parents

She’s barely literate herself
- Yeah I don’t know what she is talking about. And is she proud of her kid not being able to read until he was almost nine? “But the other stuff 😏 In every way, and I mean EVERY WAY.”
  …w-what fuckin “other stuff? Is she claiming her kid is a great lay? What in the fuck is she talking about?
- poverty cycle in action :(
  
  I don't think unschooling is something that people living in poverty are doing.

In grade 6 everyone in class had already known that clearly little jimmy was special.
He was 15.

Huh. I reached the milestone their kid didn't get until the second grade at age 3. Despite being fully vaccinated.
- Your vaccines were activated by UHF radio waves, today's vaccines are activated by 5G, and are therefore more dangerous.
  /s
  
  Mine where activated by VHF but that advantage was offset by all the lead in the air
  
  I'm a strange coincidence, the 500MHz band that 5G is using used to be used by TV channels in a lot of markets. The TV channels had to be moved to other frequencies.
- Yeah, but you then saw doctors for some tummy issues and fled your country. Vaccines made you weak.
  These unvaxxed kids, though. You just rub a little dirt on it and they're all better! About 6 feet of dirt. And they don't see any doctors or leave. Ever.
  Written by the proud parent of 2 "normal" children and 6 underground children, probably

what other stuff is she referring to?
- They are getting really good at listening to their mother cherry pick bible verses that tell them why everyone else is evil.
  
  lol you think they’re actually cherry picking from the Bible? There are probably 20 bibles displayed proudly but they’ve never cracked open a single one
- Getting tattoos and telling the parents to fuck themselves.
- You know... stuff.