The devil's water 😈

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Thank you Satan, La Croix are amazing
- Right? What options do we have that aren't alcoholic or sickeningly sweet?
  
  Water? I vote water.
  
  Water?
  
  Kombucha.
  
  I recently found a very mildly sweetened tea and I've been in love. Tall can and only 7 grams of sugar. I can drink them all day and I don't feel like I'm going to enter into a diabetic coma like I do after one sip of Arizona tea.
  Problem is they aren't cheap and they only give you free shipping on the first batch... Not sure I am willing to spend the money on getting them consistently which sucks. I need to find somewhere local and stock up.
  
  Plus, they are amazing as mixers, so you can always make them alcoholic
- La Croix seems to be the best of the available off-the-shelf sparkling waters brands, at least where I live. Liquid Death, Bubbly, Aha, Spindrift, and Waterloo just don't seem as good imo.
  Though Topo Chico is also bomb 👍
  
  Liquid Death is trash. It tastes like the can. I like Bubly and the Target brand though. Bubly orange cream is bomb.
  
  I personally prefer the Kirkland signature brand to La Croix. But that just be me.
  
  Where I live, for unflavored, it's Polar > La Croix >>>>> anything else.
  
  Maybe literally. I think their soda has the most PFAS of all of them. Coca-cola!
- I love sparkling water, and bonus that the office stocks them in the fridge. Biggest complaint is that they don’t have just plain, no flavor La Croix or lime either.
- I agree.. I award you +3 points

Bonus religious connotation
- It's not an issue though since it's frnch.
  Fun fact: Vampires can say God in frnch without issues, because it's such a godless language

Context? Does it taste bad or?
- It taste like drinking carbonated water while someone whispers the flavor three rooms over 😅
  
  To me I thought the same for a long time, until I realized things like soda had completely nuked my taste buds. After cutting out soda and other insanely high in sugar things a lot more started tasting better, and la croix now has a ton of flavor.
  
  It's aftertaste as a flavor.
  
  This is the best description I've read lol.
  
  Ahhh I see 🤣
- I'm guessing they just don't care for the cool, refreshing taste of sparkling water
  
  No, I just prefer to taste a flavor rather than just reading it on the label 🤣
- No. Some people just can’t handle subtlety.
- It tastes like licking a crt screen that is showing the scrambled image of a grapefruit.
  So, it's great when the office stocks it for free.

The Lemoncello is a strong delicious flavor.
The Cherry Blossom is NASTY, it tastes like tootsie rolls.

I don't feel as strongly about la croix, but if I have a choice I'm getting polar water instead. If you're looking for flavored water, it's the best imho.
- Polar Vanilla is the best bubbly water I've found but I can't get it anymore!
  
  I've never heard of or seen that before. Thank you for passing along your white whale lol. Now I need it too. Tbh, all their flavors are pretty good if you haven't tried the others, I'd suggest giving them a shot. My local grocery store (it's very local so not naming it so I don't dox myself) has a very good alternative store brand. I like berry flavors, and their in house brand is just as good as polar if not better. Worth trying your local store brand just in case you get lucky and find a new favorite!

Hail Satan, my favorite pops

If I ever have to unload one of those fucking trucks again I'm going to commit a terrorist attack.

No son of mine is going to drink "La Croix!"
We drink Waterloo in this house

I thought this was going to go this way: https://youtu.be/O-RiJktDeXo

I’ve heard Americans pronounce it La cRoy and I refuse to accept that

La croix contains some chemical that gives me an instant migraine. I drink the Kirkland sparkling water, for whatever reason it doesn’t do the same.
Sparkling water gang is superior to soda cucks

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