Is there nothing sacred in this forsaken world anymore?

They're owned by Nestlé. Fuck Nestlé.

I just experienced this. The box said they'd be just as good. They were not just as good.

So now it’s just a soggy turd?

So not only are they frozen in the middle, now they're soggy everywhere else too?

Look, if you have to eat a hot pocket, at least bake it in a toaster oven or air fryer to crisp it up and even it out. If you insist on using the microwave, bagel bites are superior because they heat more evenly and stay very soft.

im glad its gone. i can now eat my blazing hot lava pocket of processed pseudo-nutrients the way the pilgrims intended.

The knockoffs still have the sleeves. I use the toaster oven anyway.

I feel like the crisping sleeves or trays that come with them just end up steaming the bread instead.