"Welcome to the year of the snake!"
"Welcome to the year of the snake!"
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I was thinking about robin hood the other day...
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You eel in snake's clothing!
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The phoney king of America. And Donald Trump.
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The snivellin', grovellin'
Measly, weasely
Blabberin', jabberin'
Gibberin', jabberin'
Blunderin', plunderin'
Wheelin', dealin'
Donald Trump, that phony king of America!
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That one guy's missing the little moustache
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I'm no graphic designer, and this is all I cared to do from my phone.
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Here, you have earned the graphic design diploma.
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Sir Hiss! You have hissed your last!
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Aww, it’s so cute how the snake lets the orange thing that smells like burgers wear the crown! 🥰
(All objects featured, including wardrobe, sponsored in part by russian man with no term limits)
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It's only barely topical but I will take any excuse to post this copypasta:
🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 SNAKE 🐍 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥’s SNAKE is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don’t forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗❗ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼♀️👱👩🏻🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️
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What a horrid mess to even consider reporting let alone read. Blocked
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It's an old meme format. Lmfao
Getting blocked based on your choice of meme is peak Lemmy shit.
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