Anons call Pawn Stars (transcription in body)

No.411885328
Prank Call pawn stars from history channel
They're open 24/7
Ask for battletoads
They always rage
lulz will be had

No. 411885392
(702) 385-7912
press 4

No.411885919
"gold and silver"
oh man I didn't know you guys are still open
..."yeah we are"
oh okay, I’m looking for battletoads
"not this shit again, its 11:00 at night"
click

No. 411886329
File: (a picture depicting a gorilla’s head on Goofy's torso, wagging their finger and stating “try to rustle my Jimmies again motherfucker”)

No.411886517
gold and silver
"hey I'm really into antiques you guys got any battletoads?"
yeah go to our ebay site we got a handheld one by Tiger
"oh sweet man thanks"
уер
"bye" click

No. 411888367
"gold and silver"
Hi, I'm an antique video game collector and I'm looking for a very old, extremely rare title
"if you say Battletoads I'm going to call the cops"
What's with your discrimination on battletoads? hangs up

No 411890545
hello gold and silver
hello, I'm calling from Texas and I'm interested in purchasing a certain Super Bowl ring
absolutely sir! what team and what year (boring conversation about the ring)
Are you interested in completing the purchase of the ring this evening?
Yes, but I have a question first
Yes sir?
Does it come with BATTLETOADS!?
click

No. 411892770
Gold and silver
Hey do you guys have any signed bat-
What the hell is wrong with you nerds? Calling asking for battletoads. It's not funny or original like are you serious dude? really man?
bats... signed bats, like from the MLB mainly the NY Yankees or the Mets, maybe even the Dodgers…what were you saying about battle toads though?
Oh sorry sir we're just getting a bunch of prank phone calls lately
Oh that's weird... people have no lives right? (haha)...anyway, do you guys have any signed bats from the Boston Battletoads?
Are you fucking kidding me dude
click

No.411893323
gold and silver
Hey i was wondering if you had the wii mat
yeah we've got it
does it work with webbed feet?
what?
does it come with battletoads

No 411895769
Trying it again
Gold and Silver
Hello, I have a few quick questions about…
This better not be about battletoads.
Excuse me? I needed to ask about a sword I've been looking for.
I'm sorry sir, we've just been getting a lot of prank calls tonight. What exactly are you looking for?
It's a very old sword, it is also very small. It fits in a BATTLETOADS hand perfectly
Fuck you.
click

No.411896409
Gold and silver
Hi I-
This better not be about battle toads, I'm losing patience kid
ummm no it’s not... what's a battletoad?
its some game everyone is calling about tonight
battletoads? yea that sounds good ill take one if you got it click

No.411897092
Gold and Silver
Hi how are you?
What can I do for you?
I'm a book dealer, you have antiques?
What are you looking for?
You have anything from Philip K. Dick?
Maybe, whats the title?
Battling on Toad Planet
click*

Callback, cause I'm an asshole
You hung up on me
Who is this?
The customer you hung up on. That is horrible customer service.
Listen, we don't have time for your pranks fucking kids.
Pranks? What the hell did you just say to me? I'll have you know I'm prior military, 82nd Airborne "BattleToads. I do..
"click*

One more time for good measure
Gold and pawn
BATTLETOADS click*

No.411898453
Gold and Silver
Hey, I'm looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend.
You are going to have to call back during the day, we don't do any sales after 9
Oh, well is there any way I can ask you a couple questions?
Sure, shoot.
I want a memorable ring, maybe something from a movie or a game
mhm
Oh! Do you guys have the ring from Battletoads?
-sigh- fucking really, man? You must be giving that to a guy.
His insults are amazing

No 411898474
Gold and Silver
Hi, I was calling to inquire about an antique hand-gun
Sure, what's the name of the gun you're looking for, exactly?
1912 9 millimeter battletoad hand -click

No. 411898550
Gold and Silver
Hello this is the Las Vegas police department my name is Officer Peterson. My office recieved a call from someone here saying that your store was being Harassed by someone repeatedly asking for uh "Battletoads?"
Uh sorry sir but I don't remember calling you can you give me the name of who did?
Yes his name was Le Reddit
Sorry. who was it again?
His name was Austin Russel
He isn't in right now...what was your name again?
Officer Battletoad
Hang up*

No.411902870
Gold and Silver
Hey I was wondering if you deal in rare books?
Lemme guess you want a Battletoad instruction book??
Excuse me??
Nevermind. Lot of prank calls tonight
Pf. kids in the summertime can't find anything else better to do, eh?
Yeah, well we don't really deal in books but we do have some here. What are you looking for?
Do you happen to have anything by Hemmingway? "Old Man And The Sea" perhaps?
I don't think so. you'd have to call during the daytime or come in to find out.
Ah...OK. Well I also have one I’d like to sell off. It's a signed J.K. Rowling first print.
The Harry Potter author?
Yeah I had one of her books signed by her. "Harry Potter And The Order Of The Battletoad"
You fuckin kidding m-
Click
...I'm still laughing