“No Sympathy”: UnitedHealth Loses $63 Billion In Value After Former CEO’s Assasination

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so you're saying they put up his high score?

In retrospect, I think millions of people seeing this chart right before insurance renewal

couldn't be great for business

Thanks Luigi 🫡

Spare the sympathy

Everybody wants to be my enemy!

Only 8 more Luigis and the company will be gone forever!

Those quotation marks are doing work