Anon audits the police

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Drunk cop stories brah

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I got one
Be freshman in college
first time smoking weed
already trashed on whiskey
twist hard
wonder down to a frat house
post up outside and pretend to be security brothers let me and eventually leave
asking people for IDs for about an hour
whole time drinking hard liquor
2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in
ask them for IDs
"We are the fucking cops, we are going to come in."
I say "riddle me this.." then proceed to puke on one of them.
They stagger back in shock
Ohfuck
run my drunk ass back to my dorm
Shave my head and beard
see cops every day patrolling the campus
never recognize me
I regret nothing