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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world

2w ago

He keeps poor company.

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cm0002 @lemmy.world

2w ago

He keeps poor company.

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- I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.
  
  We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
- How are ya now?
  
  Good n you?
- Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?
  My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.
  
  Dead ostriches need loving too.
- Yew!

I heard it was a sick ostrich
- I heard it was a dead ostrich.
  
  Allegedly.
- I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
  
  Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.
- Allegedly
- He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.
- Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.
- How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known
- Or dead?

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...
Based on that photo though... his DAD...
- This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY?feature=shared

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.
It was actually meth.
- Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

What a degen
- Degens need to mind their scruples.

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

There's no way he topped an ostrich...
If anything, the ostrich fucked him...
And it was ashamed afterward...

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?
- Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!
- But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???
  
  ......joke?

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear
- The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion
- Zuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.
  
  "more realistic" means "disgustingly homophobic" I guess

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?
- I do.
  
  Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

did he really??
- Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.
  Spread the message as far as you can.
- As sure as God's got sandals.

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

Keep 'em coming.

This is definitely his getting-blown-by-an-ostrich face.

Crept up the cloaca smh

When are we getting the one where he admits to cannibalism?

I don’t know why everyone is being so mean …he’s just trying to one up David Cameron fucking a pig.
/s

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