Memes @lemmygrad.ml ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ @lemmygrad.ml 1 yr. ago

Who can defeat captain murica?

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This guy looks like serious business.
- Have you ever used Golden Star balm? The one on the shield here? It's a bloody godsend
  
  Hell yeah best balm there is. I would love to have can so big from which the pictured lid came.
  
  I haven't, I will keep that in mind
Captain free healthcare
Capitan Fentanyl
Even in-universe he gets his ass handed to him every movie.
- Imo that's just an attempt to portray USA as this plucky underdog
  
  Imo that's just an attempt to portray USA as this plucky underdog
  
  Always the funniest aspect of any post-WW2 war movie.
Um Comrade Cuba?
Captain Taliban?
- Looks like a Hexbear user came up with the same suggestion a mere 39 seconds before you... great minds think alike?
Desegregation

Remember… He’s a white guy from the 1940’s…
- But he has a black friend, doncha know!
  
  I thought he died
Commodore Korea?
Captain Obvious, because Captain Obvious can say some obvious things that slice right through propaganda.
- Cpt. Obvious can only say obvious things afaik
Permanently Deleted
Uncle Ho.
Do we have a Soviet counterpart in the comics/movies?
- Yes, but they're... Not good. Can't expect much from a medium as propagandized as capeshit, but there's "Red Guardian"
- Omega Red
  
  Arguably he's more of a "Soviet wolverine"
Captain every country in the world?
In Brazil we call that "lapada seca". I don't think I know how to translate the spirit of it, but literally it's something like "dry slap".

You say that when someone got slapped so hard you can feel the pain from afar.
- lol
Oof
If his character wasn't being used for propaganda I'd say he's fine because he fought Nazis and didn't participate in any wars post-WW2; can't help but feel the original writer was probably like "um....I really don't want to have to make a cover with Captain America punching out Vietnamese civilians"
- IIRC he originally did participate in some post-WW2 shittery, including communist hunting. But that later got retconned to be a different character, who was given the mask after the original got iced. The new char went on to be a neo-nazi

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