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Bulletins and News Discussion from December 30th, 2024 to January 5th, 2025 - Another Goddamn Year of the Goddamn News

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And you - general megathread poster - yeah - just in case you accidentally wander into the news megathread one day, there are some things you should know, and one of them is that there is absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest megathread in the world.

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  • not seen anybody mention the news of China banning the export of gallium, germanium, and antimony to all but a few trusted known civillian sources that they will be keeping tabs on to stop it flowing to military uses; it's a small market where everybody knows everybody so it's easy to trace back illicit trading of these materials from verified civillian contractors to millitary ones. they have also banned sales to known European traders that resell during times of high demand. these materials are very key for modern military assets and Washington has not found a new source of them. China produces well over half of the worlds germanium and almost alll of the gallium, there are not just alternatives that can fill that demand. lots of big names on the ban list like boeing, lockhead, raytheon, BAE ect

    https://kdwalmsley.substack.com/p/panic-in-global-metals-markets-as?triedRedirect=true substack article I read on it https://www.ft.com/content/85c875f7-f7c7-41d6-b635-fd7a51074a34 FT copium about how they can totally solve this

    knowing the luck of the US, they'll stumble upon a massive reserve of the metals somewhere in Idaho or some shit under a farm in 2 weeks

  • China claims Taiwan as its territory despite never having controlled it

    It's so obvious that the State Department forces the media to put this line in all their articles about China and Taiwan. I love the unhinged Ship of Theseus energy it brings.

  • Cryptocurrency miners in Chechnya will be treated as terrorists, Adam Delimkhanov, a State Duma deputy and advisor to the head of the republic, said in comments reported by Grozny-Inform. Delimkhanov said that “cases of illegal mining” have already been uncovered in Chechnya. He noted that “many involve people working in various organizations,” though he did not specify which ones.
    “Our leader, Ramzan Kadyrov, has asked us to inform all residents that if such cases are uncovered — which also cause electricity issues across entire districts, villages, or cities — the perpetrators will face severe punishment. We will equate them with terrorists because their actions harm society as a whole,” Delimkhanov said

  • Now feels like a good time to link the disgusting NYT coverage of a vehicle attack in Zhuhai, China, in November. (In case you were wondering, yes, they are lying through their teeth about the “cover-up”) (Cover up means the lack of wild speculation and hysterical media coverage shoving cameras in the faces of bereaved relatives and blurring out mutilated corpses)

    Also lol at 1984 removing memorial flowers. They do have to go at some point, you know that right, NYT “journalist”? I guess the concept of not leaving shit to rot on the street is foreign to Americans.

    When a lot of Americans die, it is the worst thing to ever happen. When a lot of Chinese people die, the main story is that life is cheap in the orient and the Chinese brainpan is programmed to accept death and censorship

    God knows why China keeps letting these “journalist” snakes into their country.

    Muh brutal authoritarian crackdowns in Hong Kong clearly missed a spot if some professor of Chinese propaganda at a HK university gets to run his mouth about the mainland brainpan for a NYT hit piece. Seems like nativist and supremacist ideologies in HK haven’t yet been entirely uprooted.

  • Geopolitical Economy Hour: Did Israel and the US win in Syria?


    An interesting discussion by Mohammad Marandi and Radhika Desai which, via a sober analysis, seeks to dispel a lot of the triumphalism from those on the pro-genocide side, and bitter resignation from those on the left. I shall summarize the video below:

    • First, we start from a quote from Responsible Statecraft which more-or-less concludes that Israel is (at least at the current moment) triumphant in the Middle East. A key part of their assessment is that the Shia movement has been crippled, which is the first sign that things are amiss in their conclusion (much of the Resistance is Sunni). What else is wrong?
    • Marandi remarks that the events in Syria are a tactical victory for the US, Israel, and Erdogan (not Turkiye as a whole), but this victory is unstable and likely to disintegrate over time, for the following reasons.
    • The question for the US is: should they stay or go? If they go, this presents issues for maintaining this instability for Israel's benefit. If they stay, this presents an issue for Jolani, because the US's purpose inside Syria is explicitly to weaken it (they are stealing Syria's oil to ensure that pro-Resistance forces have less resources to work with).
    • The question for Erdogan is: can he continue to exert leverage over Jolani now that he has performed a successful uprising and has western diplomats knocking on his door?
    • The question for Jolani is: how much humiliation can he - and Syria - take from Israel stealing their territory and bombing their weapons stockpiles? This will naturally cause resistance to once again rise up against HTS and Jolani. Additionally, Syria still has plenty of groups that are internally vying for power and has plenty of economic problems that cannot be fixed quickly. In fact, there could be a new civil war between the different factions inside Syria and even between groups in HTS. This is on top of the returning refugee groups from Turkiye.

    • The key mistake for Israel is the delegitimization of their new pet regime in Syria. What Netanyahu should have done instead is not undermine Jolani and held off on the annexations, and instead done all they could to stabilize and strengthen them (like with Jordan and Egypt). This is on top of the obvious problems for the IDF trying to occupy territory with an increasingly dysfunctional and degraded army after their continued defeats against Hezbollah and Hamas.
    • Iran and Russia did the right thing in a bad situation by pulling out without further commitment of resources, as Assad or his generals seemed unwilling to fight for themselves to maintain control of their section of the country. It would be too much to say that this was part of Iran's grand plan or anything like that, but by not holding desperately onto Assad and instead deciding to let them go once, say, Aleppo or Homs had fallen, Iran has avoided falling into an unnecessary trap.

    • The timing of dangerous gambles/events in Ukraine and the Middle East do appear to be a ploy by the Biden administration to create fait accomplis for Trump's administration; either to ensure they keep the project going, or at least to complicate and delay an eventual resolution on the side of Russia and the Resistance.
    • Iran is a stronger country than 8 years ago in terms of foreign relations with non-Western countries, and will be harder to isolate than before. Western sanctions will still present many difficulties, but not as existential as before (so long as China and Russia are in their court).
    • Iran is also a stronger country militarily than 8 years ago, and will set the world on fire if Trump (or, indeed, Biden, with a couple weeks to go) tries anything too stupid. It will be too dangerous for the US and especially Israel to start a war against Iran, and Iran's position as the "hub" and suppliers of weapons and expertise means that the Resistance will continue to function relatively well (and has not been "defeated" or anything like that).
  • The new syrian government had almost the entire Syrian Air Force and Navy destroyed and chunks of it's southern territories occupied by "israel" and all they have done thus far is attack Alawites and Christians. How about you attack some "israelis" instead?

    • If they did, they'll be digging more of a ditch for themselves. Luckily, their doms Amerikkka and Israel are too busy overseeing the slaughter of people in Gaza and Lebanon is merciful to let their puppy have a break nevermind the sanctions still in place, or the troop still there, with the Kurds

    • Why would they attack their investors?

  • China donates 70 tons of equipment to Cuba to restore its electric system

    The People’s Republic of China has donated almost 70 tons of power generator parts and accessories to Cuba, aiming to contribute to the recovery of the Caribbean island’s electricity system.

    The materials arrived in the country on Sunday (29) and were received by China’s ambassador to Cuba, Hua Xin, and Cuba’s deputy ministers of Foreign Trade and Investment, Déborah Rivas, and Energy and Mining, Tatiana Amarán.

    According to Ambassador Xin, the shipment is part of China’s second assistance package in 2024 to help restore Cuba’s electricity generation capacity to around 400 megawatts (MW). As part of an “emergency project list,” the donations were included to provide Cuba with effective and rapid aid according to what the Chinese government calls “convenience for the most urgent.”

    ...

    The donations come as the Caribbean country is facing a serious energy crisis that has worsened in recent months. This year, Cuba has suffered three total blackouts in the national electricity system, leaving the country completely in the dark. Currently, power cuts are becoming more and more constant, affecting over 40% of the population daily. The situation has seriously damaged economic activity and the population’s quality of life.

    Even with this and the photovoltaic donations, it feels like China is very squeamish about helping Cuba that much. Quite disappointing. Perhaps as the US keeps driving forward on sanctions on China, they'll increasingly not care about potential consequences, but until then, Cuba suffers.

  • Uplifting photos from 2024. A reminder of the ability of the human spirit to find joy and togetherness in all situations. Compilied from the Associate Press top 100 photos of the year and Reuters 2024 pictures of the year

    Democratic Republic of Congo - Children shake hands before a chess game

    ::: spoiler spoiler

    Paris Paraolympic Games - Paralympic athlete Santos Araujo, of Brazil, celebrates after winning the men’s 200 m Freestyle

    Haiti - Children playing jump rope

    Brazil - Rescue team saves 4 year old child from house destroyed by flood

    Gaza - Wedding dress for sale

    Kenya - Wildlife management team release Rhino from an animal sanctuary back into the wild

    Venezuela - Supermoon surrounded by Christmas lights

    Happy new year

  • One dead and seven injured in the cybertruck explosion outside the Trump International hotel. The fatal victim is still inside the car and firefighters are trying to pull him out. Authorities have yet to say what caused the fire that led to the explosion.

  • Biden plans to send $8bn arms shipment to Israel

    The move comes just over a fortnight before President Joe Biden leaves office. Washington has rejected calls to suspend military backing for Israel because of the number of civilians killed during the war in Gaza.

    In August, the US approved the sale of $20bn in fighter jets and other military equipment to Israel.

    The latest planned shipment contains air-to-air missiles, Hellfire missiles, artillery shells and bombs, the US official said

  • Biden's address of the New Orleans attack was classico. He stumbled and slurred his way through the teleprompter before walking off the stage the second he was done talking like he pooped his pants.

  • First India, now Japan. China is tying up loose ends:
    https://xcancel.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1875224303819723142

    This is big: China and Japan have agreed on an unprecedented (at least since WW2) list of initiatives to warm their respective public opinions to each other.

    This is "manufacturing consent" but for peace and mutual respect, not for war this time. Which is frankly much more constructive and will no doubt displease quite a few folks in Washington who thrive on "divide and conquer"...

    The initiatives include:

    1. promote youth exchange visits and encourage and support studies and tours between the two countries.
    2. deepen cooperation in the field of education, strengthen the mutual exchange of students, and support the establishment of sister school relationships between primary and secondary schools, as well as inter-institutional cooperation between higher education institutions of both countries.
    3. support cooperation in the tourism industry and introduce more facilitation measures to promote mutual visits between tourists from both countries.
    4. build more bridges for exchange between friendly cities, and actively utilize mechanisms and platforms such as the China-Japan Governors Forum, China-Japan-Korea Cultural Exchange Year, and East Asian City of Culture to expand friendly exchanges between local and civil society in both countries.
    5. strengthen sports exchange and cooperation, and mutually support the successful hosting of important sporting events such as the 2025 Harbin Asian Winter Games and the 2026 Aichi-Nagoya Asian Games.
    6. support continued cooperation in entertainment industries including film and television, music, publishing, animation, and gaming. Facilitate mutual visits of high-level artistic groups and support the translation and publication of classic works from both countries.
    7. enhance exchange and cooperation between media outlets and think tanks, playing a positive role in bilateral relations, and focus on improving public opinion and the media environment. Support both sides in developing exchange and cooperation in new media circles, and encourage positive content creators from both countries to interact with each other
  • The Pantomime King's Great Speech: Denmark Celebrates The Cult Of Mediocrity

    Denmark, January 1st, 2025

    Under the oppressive gloom of a grey, windy and rainy Danish winter, last night the nation’s eyes turned toward the imposing Amalienborg compound, a strictly laid-out collection of opulent rococo palaces in the heart of Copenhagen funded by the blood and sweat of enslaved Africans in the West Indies. Last night, this bastion of inherited privilege set the stage for the most sacred spectacle in Nordic hermit kingdom's official cult of personality, the monarch's annual new years eve speech.

    The occasion was particularly historic—or farcical, depending on one’s perspective. Nearly a year ago, the nation's aging ceremonial figurehead, Queen Margrethe Glücksburg, abdicated in favor of her son and hand-picked successor, Frederik Montpezat, in a bloodless but wholly undemocratic transition of power. Last night, Frederik, a man born into power and spared the inconvenience of earning it, addressed his subjects for the first time in this annual exercise of carefully choreographed worship.

  • In Croatia, the incumbent president, Zoran Milanovic, won the presidential elections. He was noted for his constant criticism of arms supplies and spending money on Ukraine. He is considered to be close in views to Orban and Fico. But unlike them, in Croatia he has far fewer real powers.

    In December 2021, Milanović criticised prime minister Plenković's visit to Ukraine made at the start of a new escalation of the crisis over Ukraine calling it "plain charlatanism". The prime minister responded by saying that the government sought to maintain good relations with Russia too.

    Harsh reaction from Ukraine's government followed Milanović's statements made on 25 January 2022 about Ukraine not being fit to join NATO, as well the country being corrupt and Russia deserving to be given a way to have its security demands met. Milanović also referred to the 2014 Maidan Revolution in Ukraine as a "coup d'état".

    Milanović supported the expansion of same-sex couples' rights and introduced the Life Partnership Act. During 2012, a Law on medically assisted fertilization was enacted, health education was introduced in all elementary and high schools, and Milanović announced further expansion of rights for same-sex couples. The referendum, organized by the citizen initiative For the family of Željka Markić, proposed an amendment that would define marriage as a union between a man and a woman, thus creating a constitutional prohibition against same-sex marriage. Milanović opposed the proposal and told HRT that he would vote against it.

    In October 2023, Milanović criticized Israel's retaliatory strikes on the Gaza Strip, saying: "I condemned [Hamas'] murders, I even expressed disgust and abhorrence, but the right to defense does not include the right to revenge and the killing of civilians." In October 2024, he compared "Netanyahu's regime" to Putin and said that for him: "both Netanyahu and Putin are defendants on International Criminal Court"

    Some news agencies say he won and others say there will be a second round. It seems that this Zoran Milanović is like the social-liberal version of Robert Fico. He's a socdem, critical of Ukraine, but he doesn't seem to openly support homophobia or xenophobia against other Slavs. I'd also like to say that it really annoys me when you go to Wikipedia or news outlets and they report that a presidential/executive candidate is “independent”. They are not even independent, they literally have parties supporting them and openly say that these people are their candidates.

  • Apparently its illegal to have fun in worst Korea. What’s the point of being president if you can’t have a little martial law as a treat? What happened to guys being dudes?

  • This is not very important news but the latest conspiracy theory is people taking videos of the fog and claiming that the government is spraying them with a virus. The problem is that you can't even laugh at dumbass conspiracy freaks since it wouldn't be the first time that the USA government did a secret biological warfare experiment where it sprayed bacteria on its own population. You can't make up any conspiracy theory that's more horrible than something that the USA government has already done and admitted to.

  • Happy New Year comrades, the world will be much better if all the zionists died.

    Free Palestine and death to "israel".

  • it's not yoonover yet

    A day of high drama has drawn to an end in South Korea, with investigators suspending an attempt to arrest ousted President Yoon Suk Yeol after a six-hour standoff with the security team outside his home.

    "We've determined that the arrest is impossible," said the Corruption Investigation Office (CIO), which has been investigating Yoon's short-lived martial law declaration.

    "Next steps will be decided after review," the CIO said, adding that Yoon's "refusal of the legal process" is "deeply regrettable".

    Yoon's supporters, who have been camped out in front of the presidential residence for days, cheered in song and dance as the suspension was announced. "We won," they chanted.

    Investigators have until 6 January to arrest Yoon, before the warrant expires. However they can apply for a new warrant and try to detain him again.

  • Yesterday I posted that LE suspected individuals on a surveillance video of being involved which I thought was odd and unlikely for this sort of circumstance (because for several reasons this kind of thing you would expect to be a sole individual whether he was a fed patsy or not)

    Turns out it appears it was just shitty police work they were prob just workers setting prepping for the event or something

    In spite of this there’s still cop sources saying multiple people involved is likely.

    My take? The reason you hear pigs talk about how they suspect others to be involved is because of the sheer amount of materials he had/planning is rightfully raising alarms in cop brains. Others WERE involved they were just other pigs. Not all of the pigs are on the same page about this and once this becomes clear we will get small blurbs of confirmation and all talk about that will evaporate in the media

  • US LNG exports soar, Europe remaining the main destination

    US LNG exports reached near record levels in December, rising to 8.5 million metric tonnes (MT) as two new plants started, and driving up full-year shipments 4.5% over 2023.

    In 2024 Europe accounted for 55% of total US LNG exports, 34% of total US exports went to Asia while the next 11% went mainly to Latin America with a few cargoes to the Middle East, mainly to Egypt and Jordan, LSEG data showed.

    I still don't really understand why Biden was considered decent on climate change, US hydrocarbon production continues climbing higher regardless of who's president.

  • South Korean police tried to arrest ousted former president Yoon Suk-yeol on charges of abuse of power and insurrection. Yoon, who is facing impeachment, ignored three summonses to testify, which led to the arrest request.

    Before the police operation, Yoon Suk-yeol made a public appeal to his supporters to resist the arrest warrant. In a statement released at his official residence, he asked them to “fight together against anti-state forces”.

    Hundreds of supporters responded to the call and gathered at the site, forming human barriers to prevent the police from entering. Many carried South Korean and US flags. In addition, military personnel clashed with the police.

  • An update from the Yemeni Armed Forces on last night's operations:

    Interesting points: the use of a Zulfiqar ballistic missile in the attack. Now the original Zulfiqar missile only has a range of 700km, so not long enough to hit Israel from Yemen. Dezful, the second missile in the Zulfiqar series, only has 1000km range. The longest range missile in the Zulfiqar missile series is the Martyr Haj Qasem missile, named after Qasem Soleimani. It has a larger solid fueled booster stage, and a stated range of 1400km. All missiles in the Zulfiqar series have Maneuverable Re-entry Vehicles (MaRVs). I think, given the range requirements of hitting Israel from Yemen (+-2000km), the Martyr Haj Qasem ballistic missile was used on a depressed trajectory with a lighter warhead or extended glide phase for the MaRV. The combat debut of this missile. It also matches the piece of debris seen last night which didn't match any missiles used before, the coupling that connects the larger booster stage with the smaller Zulfiqar warhead. But that's just a guess from me.

    Second interesting point: another attack on the US Navy using only cruise missiles and drones. No anti ship ballistic missiles (ASBM) used, for the second time in a row. Last time this was a success, causing an F/A-18F aircraft to be downed by friendly fire as a result. But the ASBMs are the most threatening weapons to the US Navy. With Ansar Allah having Zulfiqar series ballistic missiles, let's hope that they can get the Zulfiqar Basir, the ASBM version. It will give them longer range compared to the Tankil ASBM which based on the Zoheir with 500km range.

    In response, the US carried out a large nighttime and daytime air raid on Sana'a, over 10 strikes reported. Video from CENTCOM shows the use of FA-18 aircraft during the night, and Tomahawk cruise missile launches during the day.

  • Jimmy Carter dies, 2 terrorist attacks happen. The Carterheads out there got really angry at the fact we will never get another chance to elect Peanut James again.

  • Well hexbear was down this morning but as I’m sure most of you are aware by now, someone ran a bunch of people over in the French quarter in New Orleans last night (10 deaths I think with dozens injured)

    What a start to the year :/ No motive yet but they were killed in a police shootout. This individual had a rifle, body armor and (I think) an IED that they didn’t get to use. The assailant used a pickup truck to run these people over

    Edit:

    Update on IED(s) from the guardian

    Appears this could have been a lot worse potentially

    Edit 2: name released

      • There's some kind of flag on the truck, so I'm guessing unlikely. From what I've seen, this attacker was from Texas and was ex US Army reserve in information technology and worked in that sector afterwards. There's a YouTube video available of him giving an introduction as a cloud engineer for Blue Meadow properties.

      • That would be pretty bizarre I doubt it

        That guys whole thing was basically “the German government is trying to bring more Muslims into Germany therefore I need to kill random non Muslim Germans in order to get back at them”

        Would be really odd if this inspired another weird guy with the same set of beliefs and they also decided to kill random people in the French quarter instead of shooting up a mosque like a typical islamophobe would

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