Harry, looking around in awe: "wow, look at all this... I've never seen a well written world before."
Everything in HP is just slant-rhymes of Latin and racist shit, meanwhile our boy Frodo lives in a world with over a dozen unique languages
Relevant Tom Cardy: https://youtu.be/DgMnCLHQuqc
I'M. IN. LOVE. WITH. THAT. SONG.
Can hear it ten times and will still giggle the eleventh time.
The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy is, I think, a sleeper hit that gets better every time I hear it.
Get that weak-ass bird shit out of here! lmfao
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Would they have even made it to rivendell?
Glad I wasn’t the only one that thought this was a gay joke at first
Yep. I'd still bang Frodo Potter's brains out, js
Well that sounds easier. Odds that Gryffindor's sword could destroy the ring?
Zero, but I'd bet it would fuck up a wraith.
It probably doesn't even make a good orc detector
