Jesus Christ, Lavern!

"I am hee hee" - Michael Jackson

In the near-future the Bible will be banned for spreading "Socialist Values" and being "Too Woke"

It’s so sad that no one has read the fucking Bible.

They must have amnesia. They forgot that I'm HIM.

And even if Jesus didn’t, who gives a flying fuck?

"I am He"
- Jesus
--John 18:5
---Brandon

Every time I see a bumper sticker that says "What Would Jesus Do?" or the shorter "WWJD?"...

I'm like "Well he wouldn't have drove a car for one, they didn't even exist."

That actually makes a lot of sense. Scientists believe the Big Bang created the vast majority of the universe’s helium.

I love a good double whoosh lmao.

So, do they not understand what pronouns are, or do they not know the Bible?

Not only did Jesus use pronouns, but tradition dictates that we go so far as to capitalize His pronouns.

Jesus, John!

Holy dude was literally that guy.

HIMself...

“I am he” is more like God manifesting through a human body, than saying the current meaning.

Several translations later..

In other news, Lavern Spicer wants attention.

This SHIT ain't NOTHI'N to me, man.