What is the best spell in the Bible?
What is the best spell in the Bible?
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I don't know about "best" but the most lethal is the ability to turn water into wine. Imagine turning the water in someone's body into wine.
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Maybe forgetting that spell of incinerating the whole earth though, that one outdoes the great flood (of wine).
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Summon She-Bears https://youtu.be/C2jmT35fygc
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Gruesome child killing! -Gawd is great!
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Tossup between Lazarus, and the woman who touched Jesus's robe. In the case of the latter, Jesus said it was her own faith that had made her well. That is, she cast the spell.
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Similarly the water into wine. Afaik he did not touch or bless the water, but just told the servants to serve the (nasty?) hand-washing water to the leader. Can you imagine what must be going on in the servant's mind? Probably something like "yep... they will kill me for this"... i'm sure it took a lot of guts/faith.
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Summoning a locust swarm has some pretty far reaching consequences, although raining frogs is a lot funnier.
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The one that lets there be light. The others pale in comparison.
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Nice word play (for those that missed it)!
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Repenting and believing that Jesus is LORD
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Word games (Lord replacing God). First chapter of John spells it out 'and the Word became flesh'. To Peter's statement of faith, he declared 'upon this rock, I'll build my Church'. Now the Catholic church plays on this because Peter's name means 'rock', they confound people and lead them to hell (Sheol, Hades, Gehena -take your pick). Names had sexuality involved though, and 'rock' was gender neutral in this passage.
The Bible is bullshit, but if it isn't; I'm safe, because I believe that in the context of the errant book of false history and Saul aka Paul (the false apostle), that Jesus is his own grandpa.
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LORD in all capitals refers to God, substituting the name YHWH (Yahweh, Jehovah)
Dunno what this has to do with the rest you said. Word became flesh refers to the incarnation of Christ. The New Testament is widely regarded as a historical document, and the Old Testament appears to be mostly correct from what I've looked into (although it could overexaggerate things here and there as it is essentially a collection of documents of kingdoms)
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