I didn't eat supper tonight.

I have a syndrome that my wife and I refer to as "vacation tummy". Basically, on a long vacation break (started last Thursday) we eat and drink to excess. After a bit of that we end up with a case of the "rumbly tummy" and despite our planned feasts we are not hungry and actually can not eat anymore (despite our continuous gorging).

I try to fight it with fiber caplets and hydration.

I suspect that my sedentary over-fed drinky-ness causes engorged liver thing to cause distress...I deserve gout along with it because I am a vacation slug.

I had to use Tums for the first time this morning. Apparently I have aged to the point that four beers, then four sugary treats immediately before going to bed, is not appreciated by my gastric system.

I ate one meal today and a lot of dessert.

My father says "Hey let's go out to a steak house at 6 pm on the Saturday between Christmas and New Year's."

So I haven't eaten supper tonight either.

Relatives canceled so was only the kids and I - so much food not eaten. I told my kids were doing charcuteries for lunch and leftovers for dinner but one just made himself a peanut butter sandwich and the other some instant ramen. We have so much to eat.

I have over 5 pounds of leftover ham but no horseradish. I suppose I have some good mustard but how can I eat ham without horseradish?