How do you do, fine sir?
How do you do, fine sir?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23338011
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23317143
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Every people you ever been has wiped their ass.
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I would hope so. I'd hate being next to someone who hasn't wiped their ass
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Is this what passes for mind-blowing deep thought nowadays?
Every single hand I've ever shaken has been inside a woman's womb too. So what.
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Well said
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Dude, is a firm, manly handshake gay?
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Aw yeah you wanna bring your palm skin on my palm skin and make em kiss? Aw yeah rub rub rub lift up and down rub rub rub
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I'm trying to normalize fist bump again like in the pandemic.
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And if it’s a man’s hand, it’s likely unwashed.
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I bounce between arguing that this is a lie, to ugh you're right.
Was at a bar bathroom and went to the toilet. Watched THREE SEPARATE GUYS take a piss and leave.
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As a young lad, frolicking on the green fields of farmers, a lot of different kinds of shit have passed through my hands.
I often think of those times when shaking the hands of people I dislike.
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
https://lemmy.world/post/23353470