Shield Maiden

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I before E except about half the time

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If you ever get to try this IRL, being in the middle of a fuck sandwich is one of the best sex experiences you can ask for.
> "shield maiden"

> look inside

> lacking her maidenhead
- I have some news for you regarding "visibility" of a "maidenhead."
  
  Yes, I understand that there's a lot of popular misconceptions regarding virginity and female genitalia and that my joke plays off of them. I am a woman and I don't need this explained to me, thanks (though I suppose your contribution is helpful for anyone unaware of this).
I'm down.
- Try a viagra?

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