It's wild to see the US collapse into medieval serfdom in real time.
Did it collapse into anything? Americans always loved this sort of thing. I think there is a reason why modern urban legends and sci-fi conspiracies are so common in American folklore and this is just more of the same.
Maybe we should cordon off the suburbs like uncontacted tribes. Send in only our best anthropologists.
It appears the suburbanites have assembled a proto hierarchy through the use of a concept called a HOA. It is very clear that these suburbanites have a great deal of labor available to use but they instead spend it on fruitless agricultural called landscaping. It is my recommendation that we put these people to work in useful agriculture such as farming.
sending in our best interpreters to speak 'bourgeois white guy' and follow the ritual of 'going to panera bread'
They come back floating down the river full of arrows. Killed for being "some kinda fancy pants smart queer" and talking about alternatives to lawns.
