Could mouse sperm orbiting Earth be the future of humanity?
Could mouse sperm orbiting Earth be the future of humanity?
A Japanese scientist hopes freeze-dried mouse sperm 250 miles above Earth could save humankind.
Answer: No.
Also: still no.
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Space mouse sperm, yummy
So you're saying it's a future food source? That seems impractical somehow.
Unless it's one huge and easily-pleasured space mouse.
No, no. There's no mouse. It's like that quasar water reservoir in space, where hydrogen and oxygen are slamming into each other around the black hole, creating a big ass ocean floating in the void.
It's like that. But it's the component parts of mouse jizz, just a giant, endlessly replenishing lake of rodent spunk, floating above the earth. A never ending source of protein for humanity to survive on, and use as an astonishingly effective hair gel, ala There's Something About
MaryMinnie.Thank you both for these heretofore unknown mental images
It's just science. Oozy, semi gelatinous, unexpectedly salty science that sticks in the back of your throat and causes cravings for cheese and bits of cardboard to chew
Tbh this is the future we deserve.
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Why go with one large mouse? What if we had a ring, like Saturn, but made of space mice instead of rocks?