I like the conspiracy theory that the MCDonalds worker doesn't exist and is just a front to hide illegal government surveilance, the likes Snowden warned about. I hope Snowden is well, all things considered. That man deserves peace of mind, hard to come by when you're stuck in Russia.
Imagine coming top of your class all through school, you fly your way up the ladder by being great at what you do, you get to be part of a super secret intelligence grabbing mission and you then you find out your the one working the fries.
Apparently she won't be getting it because she called 911 instead of the tip line LOL
Apparently she also got fired for calling 911 on company time for something not related to McDonalds. (and probably due to the backlash that McDonalds is getting)