Nosebleed

I used to have nosebleeds as a kid. I sometimes used my mom's tampons and her reaction was: "That's actually a good idea."
- Tampons absorb, which isn’t great if you need to help clot your leaky flesh. It’s better than nothing, but gauze or tissue would be better.
  
  Tampons absorb to grow thicker and then staunch the bleeding by blocking it. It's literally called a tamponade.

If you get nosebleeds often, especially in cold weather, get some 'nasal spray' I don't know the exact name but mine is from Dollar General and says "Nasal Spray oxymetazoline HCL 0.05%" on the bottle.
It'll stop it in like 5 minutes instead of 30. With the only drawback being that I now have a slightly bloody bottle in my purse 😅
Also they sell little cotton tubes that you can put up your nose and those work pretty well also.
- If you get nosebleeds often, go to the dr. They can fix it. Had mine fixed as a teen, went from weekly to never.
  
  I'd add to this that 30 minute nosebleeds don't sound that healthy either!
  
  *There is a good chance they can fix it.
  A friend of mine wanted to get their nose fixed but the doctors said that their nose wasn't suitable for the procedure and that it would most likely make it worse instead of better. They mostly grew out of it naturally though, going from multiple times a day as a teen to less than once per month as an adult.
  
  Mine are about once a month or two. I live in Florida so the air is humid and warm, my issue isn't with the frequency but rather that they won't stop. I'm on a medicine that has a side effect of thinning blood, I looked into getting it fixed and decided wasn't big enough of a deal to actually do.
  Glad it worked for you though!
- Rather die before I bought medicine from a dollar general. Can't trust that shit
  
  Dollar general stuff is actually often the exact same brands in smaller portions.
- Bonus: absorb some cocaine in it so when you use it, you get a burst of energy!
  
  Instructions unclear sat down and did my taxes instead of getting energy
- I don't know the exact name
  Nasal Spray oxymetazoline HCL 0.05%

Cronus would be proud

I don’t get it
- It looks like he just ate a baby.
- I'm not sure I do either but my guess would be the other lady thinks he's huffing a menstrual pad?
  
  Or munching on a bloody diaper...
- Appreciate your willingness to admit it.
  It looks like he is munching on a bloody diaper or menstrual pad to the lady in the other car.

Would also be funny if it was a maxipad.
- maxipads were invented for wounds like this. the menstrual solution came after the war.
  
  The fact that I get to learn cool facts while commenting on memes is a reason why I love the Internet.