Make sure to attend!

The elite must be shitting themselves about how much joy us poors are finding out of this.
- STOP CALLING THEM ELITE.
  The word 'elite' implies they are societies best. These rich dregs keep dragging us down.
  
  Whenever I hear the rich described as "the elite", my brain immediately converted it to ThE eLiTe
  
  Meh, the connotation is still clear.
  
  True, if you look at people taking power and control in MAGA America, many are there because of their white skin and not resume or skill
  Edit sorry if this comes across as racist, the intent is more to highlight how some of these people bring nothing else to the table
  
  I call them the leech class.
  
  Scum floats to the top.
  
  They're rent-seeking parasites
  
  Call them gentry
  
  Lazy parasite class?
  
  Elite in this case refers to the ability to exert power and privledge. Everyone who is in a society does so to some level. (Obviously much less)
  It is not a term of adoration.
- If corporations can convince people that Coke is better than Pepsi ... or vice versa ... then it will just take time to make people forget about all this. They can market and promote any idea .... just some ideas are more expensive to promote than others ... and it will take them a lot of time and effort to spin this story in their favour .... but eventually, they always do.
  I don't like to admit that people are complacent .... but hell, we've all got a great track record for it ... I hope not this time, but I've been disappointed far too many times before.
  
  Everyday we all get up and make capitalism happen. It's up to us to stop making it.
- I keep scrolling the news to see if they know anything new about him, and they know absolutely nothing. It's amazing.
  
  Or at least they have released nothing.

- The resemblance is actually kind of uncanny
- I am Spartacus!

- I am Brian and so is my Wife
- you know people tend to forget they all got crucified for this.
  
  it's the price some people are willing to pay
  
  They were gonna get killed either way.

imagine if he turns up and no one knew
- What they needed was an archery contest if they wanted to catch him.
- This whole thing feels right out of a comic book or a movie. That's exactly how it would go down too.
- required DNA test to claim prize!
- And gets placed 5th

Will people really go there or is this a joke?
- They fucking Naruto ran at Area 51... It could happen
  
  They ran around in a town outside groom lake and never really approached the base because they wisely understood they would all be killed.
  
  Did someone get shot?
- The boss move would be for the killer to go there.

And here's the winner:

https://www.tmz.com/2024/12/07/unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting-suspect-lookalike-contest-in-nyc/

Sure would be a shame if people mass produced AI imagery to give false leads...
- Goodness, sure would be a shame if someone told me where I could do that.

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- The biggest player is a company called EviCore by Evernorth…
  Just a letter off from “EvilCore” - could they be any more on-the-nose?
  
  Wasn’t it Evil Corp in Mr Robot too?

Looks a bit like Will Smith to me.
Or, maybe, Lucy Liu.
Or, maybe, Patrick Stewart.
Or maybe, Elmer Fudd.
Hard to pin to down. Sorry. No, I probably couldn't pick him or her out of a line-up.
- While we have Nick Fuentes under arrest let's charge him with this too.

Ezio Auditoire de Firenze lookin mf
- Desmond, the modern day assassin

The backpack is the Everyday Backpack from Peak Design!
I need help identifying the jacket though. I wanna cosplay assassin-kun!
- Don't give them any more leads.

Sir Charles Spencer Chaplin lost in his own a lookalike contest.

Im a 200kg non electromagnetic inflammable pasteurized bio-hazardous kosher neo-green hair colored gal but Ill still attend.

This is clearly Måns Zelmerlöw
- I'm pretty sure that's Idina Menzel.
  Cops should just puts on sunglasses let it go.
  
  Someone told me it was the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem.

Isn't that Christian Bale?
- Naw, it's James Franco!
  But also this guy in the pic has been shown to be the wrong guy. Smile guy is wearing totally different stuff.
  
  Jimmy G, ex patriots, 49ers, raiders QB

I think that's my wife! I knew it! I knew it! What do I do? I want to win too!

Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike contest