Call Me By Your Dead CEO

That’s absolutely not him, jacket and backpack are both different colors. This dude has a black backpack and beige jacket, shooter had a gray backpack and black jacket.

Like, it’s not even close, NYPD is just harassing a random guy.

Really not liking how much more information they're getting about him. DNA testing a candy wrapper left nearby, these new photos, and a potential cellphone. Seems inevitable he's caught. I hope in that case, he ends up with countless fan letters to keep his spirits up, much like our other hero. yamagami

Fashy groypers who shoot kids in the back in a daycare, NO CHIN

Big dick assassins that kill healthcare insurance ceos, STRONG ALPHA CHIN

They're really showing off the surveillance state for this

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It was fun while it lasted. Hoping that this the incompetent NYPD targeting a random guy with a hoody though inshallah

boymoder 👆

They want tips? Well the only tip I want is susie-blush [REDACTED] toriel-blush

Apparently this isn't even the same guy though. The clothes don't quite match.

I mean you plan out an elaborate moidah with custom engraved bullets and then right before you shoot your shot you go to a Starbucks, take your mask off, and socialize right in front of their camera before placing your DNA everywhere? Doesn't make sense. I think they put out false info on purpose to lure the real guy into a false sense of security. The NYPD is basically an army of their own and there are a lot of wealthy and powerful people that want to see this guy caught, surely they aren't this fucking stupid? Feel free to let me know how well this take ages, lmao.

Shut up that is not him is it?! Lmao he's hot!

Real folk hero hours about to begin if that's actually him. Society be doing that.

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volcel-judge

Every white dude with a hoodie in NYC is a suspect now I guess. If I lived in NYC I'd be a suspect.

NYPD aren't sending their best.

"This is the guy, see he had a hood on." is basically what they are going off of. Like this is the best they got?

Literally not the same guy:

Oh fuck he's hot boykisser

i just called the tip line and told them about riley walz's tweet about tracking the citibikes. they appreciated the info

Timothee Chalamet really is everywhere these days

Of course, it was Hasan

Totally different person. NYPD be stupid.

Still, it feels nice to a have a genuine bona fide hero to root for in real life in this hellscape country, ngl.

gigachad

Is Jake Gyllenhaal practicing The Method for a role in the next John Wick film?

Sure would be a shame if their hotline got flooded with spam

This guy is going to cause so many men to say "I'm straight but..."

Background unlocked: Folk Hero

Skill Proficiencies: Animal Handling, Survival Tool Proficiencies: One type of artisan’s tools, vehicles (land) Equipment: A set of artisan’s tools (one of your choice), a shovel, an iron pot, a set of common clothes, and a pouch containing 10 gp