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Monster.
Anon is an egg
137 7 ReplyThe kind from a chicken, the sex toy, or the Cadbury?
14 1 ReplyThe gender rabbit egg
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depends which flavor
8 1 Replywhat, you egg?
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5'4" since I was 12... still wear the same jeans size at 50, still buy em in the kid section.
What you do is, you go full gym rat, you put 30lb of gains on, and on your little keebler elf sized ass, that 30lbs makes you look beefcake as fuck. Its like having cheat codes...
72 3 ReplySo cute!
50 1 ReplyGo full Vegeta
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This is kinda hilarious, poor dude.
39 1 ReplyMommy issues latent in your case... well, try not to upset your mother
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5'4"
why am I so childlike in their eyes??
19 0 ReplySo Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That's sick.
17 3 ReplyTime to get a second mother.
14 0 ReplyConsider switching to guys, I guess. Reasonably certain some of us would be down to lewd some short kings
14 2 ReplyGuess he just needs to break both his arms
7 2 ReplyBro same
3 0 ReplyTime to fu your mommy I guess?
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