8mo ago

I haven't been handed a particle in years

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i remember that dude handing out lots of cocaine particles.
- The first particle is free
Due to the economy, we ran out of particles
- They are still around just smaller due to shrinkflation. Back in the 90s you could just grab them in your hand like this.
  
  Particals so big you could eat them like a hand fruit.
Is that the Tim guy from Tool Time or whatever that show was called? Home Improvemrnt? What is he doing here?
- Galaxy Quest. It's a great bad movie that spoofs sci-fi films. Worth a watch.
  
  It’s just a good movie
- Handing out particles, duh.
  
  It all makes sense now. This guy was made of particles all along. Wake up sheeple!
  
  That's Tim Allen. He's handing you cocaine. Argh argh argh!
Everything you are handed is particles.
If they're gonna be handing out fake ass particles, I want a Thompson plum pudding model, please!
I need to know the names of these documentaries.
- They might be:
  Sam Neill - Space - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_(2001_TV_series)
  Tim Allen - I'm Not Really Here - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1058798.I_m_Not_Really_Here
  Joke answers
  Sam Neill - Event Horizon
  Tim Allen - Galaxy Quest
  
  If that particle is from the Event Horizon, you best not touch it.
- They aren't documentaries. OP took those with their phone.
  
  op hangs out with Tim Allen? sus

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