Chick-Fil-A delivery robot looks like it was designed by the Imperial German tank department.

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3964820

I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

4 wk. ago

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Delivery drones in trench warfare is already a thing.

It turns out it's better to fly than to have flimsy wheels.
- World War 3 is gonna be fuckin wild. Pinned in trenches, the enemy tryna intercept tendie deliveries in order to break morale.
The driver:
- HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHICKEN??
  
  WANTED BY INTERPOL AND UNSC
Slap a flamethrower on that bad motherhubberd And we got are self a Chick flambé
It should be chicken shaped
- That's the AT-ST
  
  ... Or was that the other imperials?
- I thought that was Mars
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- Oh it really is a shitty company, huh?
  
  Well, in that case I'm happy I posted a gay nazi that very much enjoyed his little tank.
hate chicken, checks out
literally this
- TONK will fire food at point-blank distance, ask for tip.
Pretty sure that's designed to harass queer people.

On the plus side - spoked wheels - it's clearly easily defeated with a stick.
- Filling As of chicks would harass queer people?
  
  Megacorps are meat grinders, and they prefer human meat.
  I wander what flavour soylent green they offer ...
  
  Is it really news to you that Chick Fil-A is as rabidly anti-LGBTQ as Hobby Lobby?
When the robot drops the food at the wrong trench
I was literally about to mention Gruber, and when the post finished loading there he was looking surprised xD

My little tank!~
- Aww, I'm glad people remember.
  
  Perhaps in 50 years there will be a show with some "my little drone" wartime character.

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