New Rule

14. Cold in here

Those poor kids

No tweaking for Emma.

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

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Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

7. Tweaking (Emma only) 😂

Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

What the sigma is going on here

Literally 1984

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

"No mames"

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

Why Ohio???

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.

At least they haven’t banned omega

thank god I grew up when I did.

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

did they misspell feign, or is that some new meme word?

What’s Ruth’s Typo Count at?

What the fuck is a Darius noise?

Darius noises

Okay, Alexander

bofa not banned- your move teach

"Low taper fade"?

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?

Animal noises

Well fuck me I guess.

Why is number 2 three different words?

Ruth is out on Front Street

Wait what's the 24th ?

why no memes, can they have old memes plez?

The mind boggles...

Where is this sign, and why is "fuck" not on it (among other words that come to mind)?