Oglaf is a comic with an absurd and on occasion borderline gross sense of humor (and a loooot of dicks and cooches, so don't look it up at work). That's pretty much all there is to explain.
Nothing like holding a half million dollars. That's like a subscription to 20 years of driving Teslas, or like the down payment on a down payment on a house, or like 16 years of $15 an hour...like all of it.