AI might take over the world, but probably not funeral services.

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"A bot wrote this obituary and I'm losing my mind

[pic of a woman smiling with an extra eye on her forehead]

Brenda Tent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes. A librarian from birth, Brenda was an avid collector of dust. She had a sweet heart and married her high school. She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths. She had no horses but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sang like bird and looked like bird and Brenda was a bird. She owed us so many poems.

The funeral will be held in 1977 at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.

See you in 1977

randomslasher comments: it is literally impossible to pick a favorite line because the entire thing is gold."

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