I was gonna argue for the left side as each child can be seen as the root of its own tree. But your logic is flawless, it's clearly the correct answer.
I've legit seen somebody wearing JNCOs within the last couple months. I think some people are trying to bring them back into style, and while I still won't wear them, I'd love to see them come back, anyway.
Honestly, I wanna see a lot of late 90s/early 00s fashion come back. I miss some of those looks.