Man Who Bragged About Having a Literal Brain Worm to Be Appointed Head of the US Health Department
Man Who Bragged About Having a Literal Brain Worm to Be Appointed Head of the US Health Department
A political scion who has bragged about having a brain worm is slated to be the United States' next secretary of Health and Human Services.
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75 0 ReplyMight as well rename it US News
46 0 ReplyIt’s Trump season again! USA is the cornucopia of absurd news for a few years, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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We've got another four years of prime material. Like a milkshake this sub will be. It'll drink it all up.
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Just wait until Alex Jones gets appointed head of the FCC.
I suppose I shouldn't give them any ideas...
29 0 ReplyAhh, I see you've met our candidate for Surgeon General.
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A healthy, educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.
21 3 Replyor any capitalist ideologies, for that matter
edit: now that I think about it, any authoritarian ideologies, even
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I'm not sure why someone getting sick would disqualify them from the role.
It's his batshit crazy conspiracy theories about vaccines, among other things, that disqualify him.
15 1 ReplyIt's that he bragged about it.
4 1 ReplyI thought it all came out in some deposition. Where did he brag about it?
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Something tells me one has to do with the other.
2 0 ReplyTbh he probably got it from eating road kill?
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That thar is what makes em an exapert
6 1 ReplyThis is the equivalent of the Pope being put in charge of the Satanic Church.
4 0 ReplyI could imagine a Flashgitz animation about this...
2 0 Reply«What's the worst that could happen?» 😂
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