I use this:
Except my stove top is electric.
I use LinuxMint by the way.
Would drinking tea be a haiku user
Very happy to see myself correctly represented. I use a single cup pourover, BTW
I do French Press, where does that put me?
PopOS
I think in this graphic I would replace the Fedora pour-over thing with a French Press because they already did pour-over with Arch.
And then Android is a Starbucks cup.
I use a drip machine, btw
As a french press user I put the beans in the press vessel, start the water kettle (double checking that water is in), forget about it all so water will have to be reheated, pour water over beans, forget about it all for 15-83 minutes and then finally get to enjoy my coffee.
Will drink it all. And wish I had made more.
What OS for me?
I left Debian but Debian didn't leave me, it seems...
I use an off-brand clone of a Nespresso machine with off-brand pods. Hannah Montana Linux?
LFS guy: chews the unground beans
Yeah that seems pretty on point (espresso maker).
Slackware
As simple as Arch, but more stable.
The design is almost 100 years old and doesn't need daily filter updates.Me too. And a lot of chatter (how are people managing to burn the coffee!?). Classic. Stable. Easy to maintain. Need to take care to get the best results.
But also it burns the coffee
I've used a moka pot nearly every day for 10 years, never burned my coffee with it. I'm not even sure how you'd do that unless you just completely ignore it when it's done and leave it on the stove forever.
It does not. A regular percolator does, as it circulates the coffee back into the boiling water, unlike a moka pot, where the finished coffee does not sit at the bottom close to the heat, but in the top compartment. You should take it off the stove as soon as it’s done to avoid getting the finished coffee back to a boil or overextracting the coffee but if you do it right, they make really good coffee. There are even some versions that feature a valve, so the coffee is cooked at a higher pressure, getting it a little closer to espresso and producing a nice –albeit short lived – crema.
I can't imagine how you burn coffee with a mocha pot.
Like, you'd have to go out of your way and intentionally try to burn coffee with it.
Formerly Gentoo, now TumbleWeed user. But this chart doesn't align
I put the ground coffee (a lot of it) in the mug and pour hot water. Stir it a bit later, then the grounds stay put in the bottom usually. I've been told I drink asphalt, but then I just feel like everyone drinks very weak coffee. I do this because I want it to be a quick process, I don't want to buy a fancy machine that requires maintenace, and I want my coffee to have a proper kick.
What distro does this mean?
That sounds like the TempleOS equivalent of coffee methods
Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.
The analogy works well since its Debian-like, but way more awesome. The Moccamaster is great. As easy to use as a drip, but makes better coffee than the Chemex.
$400 for a drip machine?
Must be a Mac user.
270€ on Amazon here, but you sure got a chuckle out of me 😁
1 litre of delicious coffee in 5 minutes is hard to beat though.
Its not a drip machine though, it's more like a Chemex that doesn't require you to do the pouring.
Moccamaster<3
I use debian btw
Why is this so accurate (even though I've tried many other distros and coffee makers)
I have a pour over, a french press, and a drip filter.
I use mint xfce, BTW.
KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options
Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone's still using that old thing.
Forgot cold brewers.
Debian (i3 on laptop, headless on homelab).
But apparently my coffee is Arch.
Aeropress gang representing.
I run debbie kde plasma x11 btwAeropress and Fedora! Apparently I should use Chemex instead
Aeropress and PopOs
I was gonna say, how do you know an aeropress/nixos user - they'll tell you. But Debian works too 😂
Looseleaf earl grey and 20 years of debian.
Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?
So what's a cup of instant equivalent? Don't tell me it's Windows.
ChromeOS? lol
WSL2
I just need to run this script and I need it fast
Mac os. Windows wouldn't be coffee at all
Nah, the macOS equivalent would be going to starbucks
that's good postum!
NixOS would be like brewing coffee with laboratory equipment and then setting it up for automation.
Well, dammit, now I gotta go try NixOS. Gee, thanks for sending me down the rabbit hole, like I have time for yet another one!
French press but I use arch btw
I guess french pressers use BSD.
I use Fedora and sometimes Debian (Debian is love! 🌀❤️), and brew my coffee in a moka pot.
I use a french press and endeavouros. don't know what that says...
It says there are at least two of us!
Three now!
Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.
Is a bean to cup espresso machine Calculate Linux then?
I am an Ubuntu user and have one of the cheaper espresso machines out there. I feel very confused, but I’m also new.
My cheap ($100) espresso machine takes less time than a Mr. Coffee/drip machine.
My wife is an arch user........... Oh no.
CentOS would be an empty coffee tin that still smells like coffee.
Filter into a Thermos?
Maybe Tumbleweed? You get bare coffee, with a well built stable base.
Isn't the coffee prep between Fedora and Arch the same?
Also what says it about me when I use those and the Ubuntu machine?
Oh... Yeah my raspberry and my server run Ubuntu.
My surface uses Fedora
And my computer uses EndeavourOS.
Yeah that checks out.
The jug is bloat
Filtered directly into the mouth.
I use Debian and USA a French French press since 9 years ^^
Also French press (this one) here. It’s great for hot coffee, but I prefer to use it for cold brew. Course grind and let it sit in there for almost a day at room temperature (I put either plastic wrap or an upside down plate to avoids surprise ingredients). Then plunge and pour into a cup for drinking and a storage container for the fridge.
Mostly Xubuntu but also SteamOS and EndeavourOS with KDE Plasma DE.
All of the above plus moka pot, Aeropress, cold brew, french press, and instant.
Just like with OS selection, I hold no allegiance and use the tool that best fits the requirements.
Hah, this checks out for me.
Can confirm. I'm a Debian user and use a Cuisinart grind and brew I've had for ages. It's actually the second of two of the same model after the first broke following years of loyal service.
I have a Cuisinart grind and brew, which is pushing a decade old at this point. Love the thing and will replace it with something similar if it dies before I do. But, I use Ubuntu on my server and Arch on my desktop. So, not this meme fits, but it is funny.
When I used to use windows, my machine would get progressively slower as I used it. But when I switched to Linux none of that is happening. I haven't reinstalled in 2 years and it's still flying fast af. I wonder to this day as to why the fuck did windows slow down my machine with time
Changes by shitty apps wanting to start with windows and register for context menus.
I've had windows machines run fine for 10 years, and some having trouble at 6 months. The difference being the problematic machines I've made tons of changes, installed tons of risky apps.
I've also run registry cleaners as a test, and it's made a world of difference.
In short: crappy apps make windows run poorly.
Apparently, I’m a gentoo user.
I use arch by the way
...oh no.
I use a v60 btw
#TeamV60
But Mac user, sorry.
V60 is my main, but also have a french press and a manual espresso machine (Flair Pro 2).
Mac user as well.
Also v60 but mint.. sorry
