Toenail
Don't forget to put on your safety glasses guys!
Why is this even funny? Am I really this fucking out of touch?
At least it isn't more heathcliff.
Toenail without toenail
I guess, the joke is that clipped toenails sometimes catapult off so far that they might as well have launched out of orbit. You won't find them again either way...
Uh huh. So, it's not really funny if we have to guess like you did.
Yes.