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> Lies there like a dead fish
> Barely participates
> Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
> "Why are men so bad at sex?"Have you tried giving instructions? My experience is everyone is different and some people need to be told what to do. Is that a fit for you? Maybe not then move on.
"move your arse.... faster..... faster.... Now put your hand on your tits...."
This but unironically.
Any female lucky enough to end up in bed passed out from pleasure, so can't say I've ever had this problem.
(for the daft: obviously I'm not being serious)
Can you rewrite what you said but this time use English?
You're an average USAmerican, aren't you?
Mom?
Dad?
Dr Scott?
Janet?
Bing Hi there!
Brad‽‽
Rocky!
Mr. Krabs
No, this is Patrick