Git good, son

While 100% in the don't fake it camp, please also remember us men are not mind readers and our equipment works different. Much like with cooking and cleaning, if you don't tell us what we are doing wrong or better yet show us the right way, we are going to assume we did our part cause we got the result we wanted and you didn't complain or ask for something different.

> Lies there like a dead fish
> Barely participates
> Expects pleasure beyond wildest dreams
> "Why are men so bad at sex?"

I feel like as.a.woman I.have to.point out that, many times, a woman orgasming or not is not.your fuck's fault.

I would also.like to point out that it is harder to orgasm in "normal" sex than is it with oral, so.if your girl didn't orgasm don't take it personally, pull your pants up and go down on her

Most men are a lot more receptive to input than many women give us credit for. For the mist part, men do not want to be known as a terrible lay. If your man doesn't think he needs pointers, get someone else to treat you right.

How is he supposed to get better if you don't give feedback?

I know the tone of this is supposed to be "haha you suck" but if you fake it then you're only going to make the guy keep doing the thing that didn't work. Help them learn how to be better because they can't feel what you're feeling.

I dumped a woman when she told me she faked her orgasms. Good sex requires honesty, trust, and communication. It's impossible to get better when either person is being dishonest.

I'm lucky my wife orgasms easily from PIV makes me feel like a champ but really it's just her body that makes it happen.

Or rather: don't fake orgasms, make sure he knows if there's something he can do better.

Constrictive criticism and pointers is how we get better, especially at doing the things YOU specifically like.

If he can't roll with that, though, kick his ass to the curb. Maybe point and laugh at his weird penis first 😛

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Fake orgasms and just pee on him to secretly assert dominance

I JUST HAD SEX

Would be nicer to know so you can actually get better tbh

Ya you just suck at communicating. It’s probably why most of your relationships fail.

As a femdom fan, I fully support this idea

Honestly, yeah! If it's not going to happen, fine, that's life sometimes. If I'm doing something that doesn't work for you, or you want something different, how tf am I supposed to know that? I'm not psychic ffs. If you fake an orgasm, you get what you deserve.

As a chronic premature ejaculator, just get good with your tongue and pushing past the refactory period to go for round 2 (which lasts ages 👍)

I am of the opinion that orgasming is one‘s responsibility. One orgasms with their partners. I see sex as a kind of shared masturbation.

Can't fuck? More like don't.

Because being a jerk is more fun than sex?