Fantarule

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Why not offer him a Caesar Salad? Prepare the thing in front of him and tell him it's named after him, then start making by stabbing the salad multiple times.
- Fun fact: it isn't named after him.
  
  I only learned that recently and it has broken me
Missed opportunity to offer an orange Julius with a salad of some sort.

(I think I whooshed myself)
the blue fanta is better (the bottled one that unfortunately has no canned version)
- There is a polish made blue Fanta that is elderflower based - highly recommended.
  
  BTW the Fanta Wikipedia page is a wild ride
Would have made the assassination a lot fresher.
I feel like he would freak out with the amount of sweetness that wasn't common at the time
So that was the reason why he had to die, he was contaminated by time travel!

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