I never say it because, what's the point? It's unbelievable and unverifiable. Having said that:
I think I may have dated a Russian spy for a couple of years. I've looked for support groups/message board threads to that effect, but there's "surprisingly" little out there.
No, but I need to and will when circumstances allow. I recently started a new job after quite some time and will now see to my various health-care needs ASAP. Murica.