That's not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
Though i think it's because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they're family so that doesn't count
If Mark were an ice cream flavour he'd be pralines and dick.
It used to be that, when you created a Facebook account, you’d have the Zuck as your friend by default. So people took to calling him “everyone’s #1 friend” sarcastically because of that.
Oh, he's on everyone's shadow profile's friends list, I'm sure.
Not Tom?