Help the poor guy out

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Not Tom?
what's a qanda?
- nm, what’s a qanda with you
  
  I'm feeling pretty wormdo today
- I think Q&A
Everyone’s #1 friend.
- You're thinking of Tom. Mark is nobody's friend.
  
  That's not true, my laptop is friends with Mark
  Though i think it's because they were manufactured in the same factory, so i guess they're family so that doesn't count
  
  It used to be that, when you created a Facebook account, you’d have the Zuck as your friend by default. So people took to calling him “everyone’s #1 friend” sarcastically because of that.
  
  If Mark were an ice cream flavour he'd be pralines and dick.
  
  Oh, he's on everyone's shadow profile's friends list, I'm sure.

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