I’m really getting sick and tired of these MEET SINGLE WOMEN IN UR AREA ads. I’m in Sumer! I’m nowhere near them!

Try sorting by dowry

Buddy, I'm not even in Mesopotamia and I'm getting those ads. I'm Laconic and don't even like women! They just shove those tablets in the corner of any new clay.

SERIOUSLY! I'm in Ninevah and I get these! Is there no escape?

Wow, that sucks. There's hot single women in my area.

Just need this one trick--that doctors hate--to hook up with them. They won't tell you about it though.