Thing are bleak, I come sharing good news.
Thing are bleak, I come sharing good news.
www.cbsnews.com 43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows
Traps have been set up and thermal imaging cameras are being used in an effort to locate the fugitive monkeys, police said.
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They escaped from a place called Alpha Genesis.
Absolutely nothing good is happening at a place with a name like that.
The primates broke loose from a Alpha Genesis facility
Right why the fuck would you name a research facility that? What do they research novel science-horror movie plots?