So the three men who made it more than a week smell different than all the rest of us, eh?
They took a big whiff during November
My heart goes out to the thirteen year old boys who read this and thought “oh fuck!”
Statistically it’s girls who experience that particular fear. Boys don’t have as many misguided techniques to mask scent. Instead they stand up slowly and awkwardly using books or backpacks for cover.
But also when you're 13 everyone else does actually know.
They know because they were 13 once too.
Why would I even care? Sometimes you can smell my love of garlic and onions too, I have no shame in what I am or what I do.
As long as you aren’t microwaving fish in the office.
So all of us then
Trick is on you, I'm wearing "guy who hasn't cum in 2 weeks" cologne
Thanksgiving dinner be real awkward
Like even after the shower?
especially when masturbating after the shower
Women just have a better sense of smell, duh! 🙄😒
just wash your hand. it'll be fine
