Comrade, we have created Vatnix, is great success! Will do all of your online banking for you, and host lots of friendly viruses! In the event of American invasion, it will run script which causes computer to explode, safeguarding APT29 source code.
Russian doctrine hasn't evolved past Soviet era, why should our jokes? What's air defense doing by the way? Oil fields and refineries and storage facilities just keep exploding.
Don't you have a colonoscopy appointment or something to get to instead of wasting your time trying to remember your favorite cliche rejoinders through covid brain fog
Not only use computers but resolve the challenging question of whether to uncritically believe all Associated Press/AFP/etc. press releases relayed to me through computers (the answer is no)