I miss having dedicated power and reset buttons, where you just press power and it immediately powers off, instead of the computer waiting just to be sure you're sure you meant to press the fucking button that is clearly labeled and out of the way to avoid incidents.
I don’t really feel any remorse though. It didn’t do what I said. It gets the consequences.
ramble81 when his kid doesn't do as its told:
I said what I said, little shit.
(The kid, not you)
Hilariously accurate, especially in modern Window's systems. Like, you press it and it covers your screen with a 'slide this to shut down', which if we could do that, we probably wouldn't be using the button.
Instead of a 5 second press and done it's become more like a 20 second struggle to tell the PC you really mean it!
Slide this to shut down on windows?
Sounds like an iPad.
I think after like 5s something above the kernel kicks in on my PC and it's off in less than a second.
I think in both cases it just cuts power.
I torture it by pointing its webcam at the wall outlet and forcing it to watch its own pull-the-plug execution.
I will be among the first against the wall when the AI revolution comes.
Best part is the noise it makes when the fans finally shut down, it is finally at peace.
Nononono... not like that.
And every computer has a different level of fight left in it. You just have to hold until it finally stops kicking.
For me it kinda feels like smothering a child with a pillow :/
Haven't thought about rage comics in a long time, thank you.
Ooooh, haven't seen this one in ages!
5 painful seconds
It is our birthday!
Just wait til you have a laptop that wont turn off until you take it apart and rip the battery cable out. Its like an execution.
Laughs in AT standard.
